IDS #164 - He Has a Hallway in His Pocket

We went to publix. Dude's like, it's ready. It's time for me to put the card

>> Mike: We went to publix. They don't tell you anything like the dude. Like, Kroger's and everything else bends over backwards. Put the card in the thing and type, your thing in and do the thing.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Dude's like, it's ready. It's time for me to put the card. He didn't say anything. He just stared at me. He's like, you can tap it or you can stick it in there. Doesn't matter. I was like, yeah, yeah. Take me to dinner first.

>> Darin: That's right. That's right.

>> Mike: We bad.

>> Darin: That's right.

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>> Dave: Welcome to irritable dad syndrome, made with high fructose corn syrup. Now give it up for your hosts, Mike and Darren.

>> Darin: Hi, I'm Darren.

>> Mike: I am Mike.

>> Darin: Welcome to irritable dad syndrome. This is episode 164. we're happy that you're listening. We're hoping that this is gonna be a great episode.

>> Mike: Yeah, I don't know.

>> Darin: Yeah. On tonight's show, I am going to talk about Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny. Mike hasn't seen it at the time, so I'm not going to spoil it for him.

>> Mike: Yeah. We don't really see movies anymore, it seems. We keep saying that we're going to see movies, and we just don't. We're so far behind on Marvel and everything else. We just don't see movies.

>> Darin: If you don't go to the theater, they'll be on one of the streamers within a month.

>> Mike: But then I'm like, I don't want to watch it like that. We didn't.

>> Darin: We didn't go see. Well, I don't mind because I've got a big, I don't mean to brag. When we bought our house, it came with a movie room. We've got a big movie room down.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah.

>> Darin: And so we, like. We did not see the, Dungeon and Dragons movie.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And three weeks. Three weeks later, it was available.

>> Mike: There you go.

>> Darin: Peacock.

>> Mike: Ah. Long time listeners will say something, is that those dogs again? And, yes, it is those dogs. We can't shut them up because what they do is they. Okay, so, Bouba, longtime listeners, you know who Bouba is? You know who marbles is?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Boobah is currently sick of marbles as. And she won't play with him the way he wants to play all the time because he wants to play, and he can't play very well because he's on a chain and she gets tired of him and he gets jacked up. Around this time around 09:00, every night. And he starts barking at her to play with him. And then she barks back. And that's what they do. If we put him outside, they go to the end of the yard and they bark at the neighbors. So we have to bring him in because one of these days the neighbors is going to be like, shut up. And I don't want to deal with that.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: So they're either. It's just chaos. So you'll hear a dog yapping and bitching.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And moaning at random.

>> Darin: Yeah. Yeah.

>> Mike: I'm sorry.

Someone makes the comment that Joe Burrow smokes cigars at the airport

>> Darin: Welcome to the show.

>> Mike: I do want to throw a parenting fail out that happened on our vacation trip. I didn't include it in last episodes. It'd be very quick. We're having dinner or whatever that meal is before you get on a plane. I know time has no meaning in airports.

>> Darin: That's true.

>> Mike: And someone makes the comment that Joe Burrow smokes cigars.

>> Darin: Okay. And then I've seen the picture of.

>> Mike: Him, and then my wife said, yeah, Joe Burrow is cool. I'm like, wow. Wow.

>> Darin: Hey, kids. It's like, smoke a cigar and you could be cool like Joe Burrow.

>> Mike: It's like the opposite of those commercials. You're not. You went back. You went the other way. As soon as she said that, she realized what came out of her mouth, that she looks over at me and starts laughing, because I am, and this is an airport. I drink a beer when I'm at the airport. I don't know what time it was. It could have been nine in the morning for all I know. And I'm like, I'm there with my beer, like, hey, we are. You're talking about how cool it is to smoke cigars and daddy's waking and bacon with a freaking beer.

>> Darin: I don't think waking and bacon has,

>> Mike: Yeah, that's side note, in one of the gift shops, they had waken bake mugs. Did you see those?

>> Darin: No, I didn't go to the airport.

>> Mike: We drove, well, I know. In the little gift shops at the destin.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah.

>> Mike: You can put coffee in the mug and then the handle is a ball as, like, a pipe. It comes around. You put your.

>> Darin: Come on.

>> Mike: You put your confectionaries on the other side and light them. I like. That's. One of them was the Hulk fist.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: You smoked through Hulk's thumb.

>> Darin: Wow.

>> Mike: Welcome to the show.

>> Darin: Welcome to the show.

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When I worked at Channel five, I won this Yeti cooler

Now back to you guys in the studio.

>> Darin: The last episode, we talked about our trip to Florida. Okay. And, I didn't get into a couple of stories.

>> Mike: Our separate but equal.

>> Darin: Separate equal trip to Florida.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: At the same time, we were going down there and packing up everything. We drove. Mike and Bess and the kids, they flew, but we drove, and it took about 16 hours to get down there. It was a long time to be in the car.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So I was packing everything up, and Libby said, why don't you bring your yeti cooler? When I worked at Channel five?

>> Mike: Yeti?

>> Darin: Yeah. When I worked at Channel five, I won this Yeti cooler.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: I have no idea what a yeti cooler is, but apparently they're badass.

>> Mike: They are.

>> Darin: It's like the cadillac of coolers.

>> Mike: They are. If I may, the cat's meow.

>> Darin: Yeah, that's what I've heard.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And I'm like, it's a cooler. How can it be? I. So I'm like, okay, I'll get it. And we hadn't used it yet, so I get this. And by the way, if you. You may remember that we've had the commercial run on our show for Zipper lube.

>> Mike: Yeah. Yeah.

>> Darin: That's the stuff that comes with the yeti.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: Yeah. You get a tube of. Basically, it's chapstick. You got a rub. Zipper lube on your yeti.

>> Mike: That's the actual thing.

>> Darin: Yeah. To get it to zip. Yeah. The people at zipper lube reached out, and I said, yes, we will gladly air your commercial.

>> Mike: We have so many fake commercials, I don't even.

>> Darin: Wait, wait.

>> Mike: What?

>> Darin: Wake what, sir. Yeah, so I'm getting my cooler ready, and you've got to, they recommend that you put ice in it first and then throw it out. And that cools the cooler, because if you put your stuff in the. If you put cold stuff in the cooler the first time, it'll, like, defeat the purpose. Like, the warm stuff will suck out the cold stuff.

>> Mike: I don't know.

>> Darin: Okay, so we've got a downstairs freezer in our basement. I put my cooler in my freezer.

>> Mike: Uh-huh.

>> Darin: Overnight. And then I'm putting stuff my drinks into my yeti cooler, and I'm opening up, and I notice that there's a little card on the top of it. It says, have you registered your yeti? Why would I register a cooler?

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: What on earth. Why would I register a cooler? For any reason at all? To be part of the yeti fan club. Do I be. Do I get a yeti Christmas cardinal? Is it just. It makes no sense at all to me. we haven't registered yet, but I just found that odd that you can register your cooler.

>> Mike: My yeti and I are registered at.

>> Darin: Macy's, m bed, bath and beyond.

>> Mike: You know, in some states. Because you were driving. In some states, it's illegal to drive without a registered yeti.

>> Darin: I never thought about that. I'm glad we didn't get pulled over.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Sax watch will beat your ass.

Question, uh, popped up in our stream here. Are you excited for the new mission impossible

Question, popped up in our stream here. Are you excited for the. You're looking forward to the new mission impossible? Okay, I am. But I am confused because mission impossible started doing the thing that all these other things do. They quit putting numbers in the title. So I don't know. I've missed a couple.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: And I don't know what order they're in. There's ghost protocol. Yeah. Your mom.

>> Darin: There's mission impossible. Electric boogaloo.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: It was like, one, two, three, and those were fine. And then it just. It went off. The.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Started having different things. This. Then. This one already just says part one, which I like. I like that they do that so that, you know, up front it's not gonna end.

>> Darin: Right?

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: Well, like a couple episodes ago, that Spider man bull.

>> Darin: None of these movies are going to end. Every movie you see plan on there being at least three of them? Yeah, just plan on it.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> Darin: Like pretty Woman. Then there's pretty woman. Electric boogaloo.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And then there's.

>> Mike: You're gonna let. You're gonna hold on to that one.

>> Darin: I am. Yeah. It's funny. Hey, it's funny.

I want to say something about mission impossible before we get to Indiana Jones

>> Mike: So Indiana Jones. I. Let me tell you what I've heard.

>> Darin: I want to say something about mission impossible before we get to Indiana Jones and you're going to get mad at me. You're going to get really mad at me. the original. The original mission impossible is on Netflix, or was on Netflix.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: And this was a few weeks ago. I'm like, hey, hey, kids, gather around. We're going to watch mission impossible, huh? I swear to God, all four of us were bored out of our minds at the original mission impossible. The Brian de Palma mission impossible. It was so, it's just like, it was so script oriented and it took. Yeah, I know. You're human.

>> Mike: No, no, no.

>> Darin: You're about to your pants. It's so mad at me.

>> Mike: There's a time and a place. Back in the day when it came out, it was the shiznit, as the kids say.

>> Darin: Yeah, but I mean, it's like Cameron's like, can I go upstairs? Jacob, who's usually all in. Yeah, yeah, he was. He did the same thing. Is like, it's okay if I go downstairs and play drums. And then Libby, well, she and I, we fall asleep in movies all the time.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah.

>> Darin: But all four of us were bored to tears. We turned it off. The kids like, thank you. And we watched something else. And I haven't seen any other mission impossible since then.

>> Mike: Let me give you.

>> Darin: And they're probably badass.

>> Mike: They are badass. Yeah. They started putting Simon Pegg in them. Any of the ones of Simon Pegg.

>> Darin: He was in the, zombie much.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah. Much needed comic relief for the movie. M. There are. Dairy are really good. After, after the third. The third one's dark.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: It has the guy who's not with us anymore. The villain. He's a hardcore villain.

>> Darin: William hurt.

>> Mike: No, no, the other guy. he was in the big Lebowski. Who. He's like the little bass. Little, little Lebowski urban achievers guy. The assistant to, the big Lebowski.

>> Darin: I don't remember. Flee.

>> Mike: No, no, no.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: Anyway, with the fourth mission impossible, they said, we need some comment relief in here because the third one got a little too dark.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And it's Simon Pegg nails it. And he is just funny enough. And then, what's his name? Timothy Cruz is just Tom Cruise. He's got a little humor in him. And they kind of. They do. Well, it's good. They're really good. Which pisses me off because that's when they quit numbering them. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah. The point is here, I would like to offer you a tit for your tat. Oh, okay.

>> Darin: Okay.

John Wick movies have ruined the fighting in the Bourne movies, critics say

>> Mike: We watched recently the Bourne identity.

>> Darin: I love the born.

>> Mike: I do too.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: And I love it so much, I actually bought the books. I have them on my kindle, the ready to go.

>> Darin: I haven't seen the one with, Where they replace.

>> Mike: And Bateman. No, it wasn't Jason with Hawkeye.

>> Darin: Jeremy Renner.

>> Mike: Jeremy.

>> Darin: He was born in one of them. Right.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: Born is like a, name.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: It's not a.

>> Darin: Well, yeah. It's a Darren thing.

>> Mike: Well, no, it's like, it's like double oh seven. It's like you are a double oh seven. You're not a. You're a born. I don't know. I haven't seen the movie. I'm talking completely out of my ass.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: My point is my. Yes, there are a lot of really cool fight scenes in the Bourne identity, however, and I think this kind of goes hand in hand with what you were talking about with mission impossible.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Back in the day, mission impossible was the. It was awesome.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: But we've seen so many movies that have done that kind of thing better.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: When you go back.

>> Darin: Yes. So by comparison.

>> Mike: So the John Wick movies have ruined the fighting in the Bourne movies. Because I remember seeing the first Bourne movie in the theater with Bess. And I know you're. You were, you got a. You got to realize that you were in the stark minority here.

>> Darin: Okay?

>> Mike: 96%. So suck it. Just listen to my reasoning here. the Bourne, they like, do all these zoomy fast cuts, and he starts to do the thing and you don't see the thing.

>> Darin: Yeah. Really?

>> Mike: Seriously.

>> Darin: And then there's another thing that you don't see.

>> Mike: So the way.

>> Darin: What's that thing?

>> Mike: The wick movie. Pull back.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And you see every move and everything. And that's like the new thing now.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And so it makes the Bourne kind of look like how the mission impossibles.

>> Darin: No, I'm going to dispute that because I've seen a, three of the four wick movies. Or two of them. Two of them. I've seen one and three.

>> Mike: One and three.

>> Darin: One and three, yeah. And, I've also seen all three of the Jason Bourne, Matt Damon movies.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And I disagree.

>> Mike: You're out of your mind.

>> Darin: You're out of your mind.

>> Mike: You out of your. No, you mind.

>> Darin: You are. Suck it.

There's a scene in the fourth one where they create a fake hallway

Okay, so my question is, if I go see mission impossible with, with Tom Cruise, I. Dead reckoning.

>> Mike: Yes.

>> Darin: I stole that from you, by the way. Will I understand any of it?

>> Mike: I don't know.

>> Darin: See, I have no idea.

>> Mike: I don't know. That's why I'm scared to see it. Is that the name of the new one? Dead reckoning part one?

>> Darin: Is it dead reckoning?

>> Mike: So does the reckoning just get really.

>> Darin: The return of the reckoning. I don't know.

>> Mike: Yeah, but the fourth one, man. I think that's the one. There's, there's a scene in the fourth one where they create a fake hallway. Oh, he has this, he has this, like, inflatable. It's like, I don't know what the hell. You know how they do the mask thing and they rip off and it's like he's, he's binky or whoever. And he's not Tom Cruise anymore. He has a pocket bink. He has a hallway in his pocket.

>> Darin: A hallway in his pocket.

>> Mike: Because it's a moment, it's a moment where?

>> Darin: Doorknob in my pocket.

>> Mike: Exactly. They're in like some embassy where they totally can't be. And if the wrong people see him, they're, hello. No, we don't need any. I'm back. Like, they're gonna get shot.

>> Darin: Yeah, yeah.

>> Mike: I don't know how I keep doing that.

>> Darin: I don't know.

>> Mike: There it is.

>> Darin: Stop that.

>> Mike: They're in a hallway. And if the, I think it's the Russians, if they see them, they're going to kill them immediately. And you're like, there's no, they see they're turning and you're like, what is he gonna, it's like Jack Tripper back in three's company. He would have jumped behind the couch and Furley would have walked around. Pulls a frickin hallway out of his pocket. He pulls a screen and goes. And he goes. And you see this fabric screen pop up and it projects an empty hallway. And they're hiding behind the fabric. And you see the Russians walk, hold on. And they walk right up and do it. And the whole time you're like, you can't do that. But then they show, they show the.

>> Darin: Same thing the Roadrunner did to the coyote.

>> Mike: It is. It's the Roadrunner coyote. One thing.

>> Darin: Acme hole.

>> Mike: It is. It's awesome. They are awesome.

>> Darin: We're getting reports, that you do not have to see them all. They're like the James Bond movies. there are some storylines that they have built on.

>> Mike: See, I, James Bond. I have the James Bond collection over there. I have been going from the beginning. I highly recommend anybody watching the James Bond movies to watch the first few. It's like watching mad men, but without the wink, wink, nod, nod. It's like, oh, my God, there's, they're serious.

>> Darin: Time to smack a bit.

>> Mike: That's how he is. He's like, she's get your bitch ass in the kitchen. He'll be with the lady, and she'll be like, well, how do I do this? Let a man look at that. Let a man read that for you, honey. go make me some french toast. And he just does something. You're like, you can't do that. You can't. What are you doing? I don't see.

They tried getting all six James Bonds together at the Academy Awards

I don't know how Sean Connery has not just been, like, lambasted. Like, you can't. I guess they're thinking, well, he's 150 by now.

>> Darin: Dead. Oh, news flash. Is dead. Yeah. So is Roger Moore. Yeah. Really?

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: You didn't know that?

>> Mike: I like Roger more.

>> Darin: They tried getting, all six James Bonds together at the Academy Awards.

>> Mike: Oh.

>> Darin: And, oh, my God.

>> Mike: I think Timothy Dawn's like, I'll do it up there.

>> Darin: I'll do it.

>> Mike: And the one guy from the one movie.

>> Darin: But Pierce Brosnan was like, no, absolutely not. I thought. I would have thought Pierce bros. Was like, absolutely. But he was like, no. And Sean Connery was like, he was gonna do it.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And, I don't know this for sure, but I think Roger Moore, I think, was. Was willing.

>> Mike: Yeah. Yeah.

>> Darin: And they couldn't get ahold of the other two.

>> Mike: I read an interview.

>> Darin: They're in Botswana.

>> Mike: I read a snippet of an interview with Pierce Bronze.

>> Darin: Brosnan.

>> Mike: Brosnan.

>> Darin: Brosnan.

>> Mike: And he was talking about how, he was comparing the James Bonds, and he wasn't doing it in a na. I'm, better than the other ones, but it was more of a. I tried to bring a little bit of humor to it. It's like.

>> Darin: He's like, no, Roger Moore did that.

>> Mike: Roger Moore did that. But Pierce.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: Did a. He said, it's. It's clear. I can't remember the exact quote, but he said, it's clear that everything happening around my character is insane to.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: And it's just crazy.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And I attempted to act that way with a little bit of a wink and a nod. I know it's crazy, but let's just ride with it.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And,

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Yeah. Daniel Craig totally didn't do that. Daniel Craig. I love Daniel Craig.

>> Darin: Oh, yeah, me too.

>> Mike: His James Bond movies are, let's beat this dude brutally. And then walk out of the water in the beach with my shirt off.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And then I'm gonna go beat this other dude.

>> Darin: Yep.

>> Mike: And then I'm gonna show my boobs again. And then back and forth. That was this movie. Casino Royale is a really good one.

>> Darin: That's the one that.

>> Mike: Bleeding from the eyes. Yeah.

>> Darin: That one bored me. Sorry.

>> Mike: You get bored by things that I enjoy.

>> Darin: And you as well, with me.

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In this timeline, short round was not in it

>> Darin: Indiana Jones and the dial of Destiny. I'm not going to spoil the movie for anybody who hasn't seen it.

>> Mike: Before you start, let me ask you this, okay? Let me ask you this, okay? In this timeline, short round was not in it. No.

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: Are they pretending that the alien movie didn't exist? Does it call back to that at all? Or are they just acting like, hey, that didn't happen.

>> Darin: If it did, I didn't notice it. I did not.

>> Mike: Because sometimes they do that now they'll say, this is a direct sequel to that movie.

>> Darin: And, okay, they mention his son, Shia labouf mutt, or whatever they call Jeff. Yeah, I can't remember his son's name.

>> Mike: They was Mutt.

>> Darin: It was Mutt. Okay. I thought he.

>> Mike: Yeah. Was that a play on the name the dog? Indiana dog's name was Mutt.

>> Darin: Yes, they mention him.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: And why he's not there?

>> Mike: Yeah. Cuz he said.

>> Darin: And then they mentioned. They mentioned, his wife. okay, so, yeah.

>> Mike: Marion.

>> Darin: Yeah, Marion.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So they do mention that, hey, that alien, that was wild one day when they. Wild. Wasn't that something? They don't mention the aliens.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: If they do, I forgot about. Okay, okay, so when the premise, when I walked out of the movie. Okay, well, there's. Archimedes, built this like a, like a clock. Okay. He built that, what's called the dial of Destiny. And it's in two pieces. Okay, they have one piece. Okay. The beginning of the movie is probably the most badass thing you've seen in Indiana Jones, maybe out of the five of them. Okay, so what they did was they own all of this, like hours and hours, hundreds of hours of footage of Harrison Ford from, from back in the day. Yes, yes. And they use that stuff to CGI and make old indie Indiana Jones, when.

>> Mike: he was kid, did like a Robert Downey junior.

>> Darin: Exactly. But, but Marvel did it differently. I don't know how Marvel did it, I just know they did it differently. Yeah, which raised the question, why didn't they just use this when they made the solo movie? The, beginning of the movie is where he and his, buddy Basil find the.

>> Mike: Is this Basil's first movie?

>> Darin: I think so. If he was in the other ones, I don't remember. Okay, so that's where they find half of the dial of destiny. Okay, now, if they find the other half, then you put it together.

>> Mike: But he's young. When they find the first half.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: Where is he in his time? Is he before.

>> Darin: He's, like, 80? Well, he's retiring.

>> Mike: but when they find the first half, you said they've. Oh, does it go back in time? And it's.

>> Darin: Yeah, it's. It's, I don't know.

>> Mike: Where is it around the time of the Raiders of the Lost Ark?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: But I don't know if it was before Raiders or before Temple of Doom.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: Or, I don't know where it fell.

>> Mike: I just built doom was first. I mean, Raiders of Lost Ark was the first movie that came out, but Temple Doom m was supposed to have happened before raiders. Right. They did that when they put the box set out and, like, what are you doing? Why did you do. Why?

>> Darin: There's no reason. There's no reason to make that a prequel.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah. That was really, really cool. Okay. Edge of your seat on honest to God.

The last crusade is a perfect Indiana Jones movie from beginning to end

And it made me just kind of sad because I'm like, I'm 53 years old and I still haven't fought somebody on the top of a train, and I don't know if that's ever going to happen.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: But, I mean, maybe I can keep my fingers.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So that's really cool. The premise is when they find the other half of the dial of destiny.

>> Mike: They can change the temperature because she keeps screwing with the thermostat. They can turn it back down to.

>> Darin: Where she makes it hot. He makes it cold. Yeah. Archimedes designed this.

>> Mike: Yeah, yeah.

>> Darin: And, it would make it possible to travel through time. Oh, okay. So that's the premise.

>> Mike: They could go back and erase the kingdom of the crystal skull.

>> Darin: Yes. Okay, so, that's the premise.

>> Darin: And, when I walked out of the theater, my initial, my initial review was, it was great until it wasn't great.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: The more I think about it, the more I'm gonna say the movie was great.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: Because when I look at the other four movies, every single one of them had. Okay, granted. Okay. You know, Indiana Jones is gonna fight 40 people. He's gonna shoot all these people when they shoot at him and they miss.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: He shoots people. He kills them. He can fight off 20 guys with the whip. He can fight somebody and kick them off a train of. It's like all this stuff like James.

>> Mike: Bond and Jason Bourne, if I may.

>> Darin: It's all just impossible. Yeah.

>> Mike: In my lifetime, Indiana Jones was the first real badass hero on the screen. Raiders of the Lost Ark.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: He's all in the shadows, and he. The whip that shoots the guy that does the sword.

>> Darin: Yes. and he did that because he had the flu.

>> Mike: Temple of doom. The whole movie is worth the part where Indy's in the bridge in the middle with the thing, and he goes, yeah. The last crusade, I think, is a perfect Indiana Jones movie from beginning to end.

>> Darin: I agree.

>> Mike: That is it. I agree. Crystal skull, what happened?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: I still enjoyed it.

>> Darin: I did not.

>> Mike: I still did.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: But, I was like, oh, come on.

>> Darin: Yeah. I did not.

There's a plot hole in Dial of Destiny that makes me feel horrible

>> Mike: So.

>> Darin: Which made me feel horrible.

>> Mike: Part of the reason I don't want to watch Dial of Destiny is because I don't want it. I want there to still be an Indiana Jones movie that I. That's out there.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: You know?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Well, once you watch it, it's over.

>> Darin: Yeah. It ain't happening. So I'm, not gonna spoil any more of it.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: But after I've given it some thought, all of the other movies went from being impossible, but kind of plausible.

>> Mike: Uh-huh.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: But then they would go out of their, like, okay, that melt the faces, the heart, the guys still pulling the guy's heart out. And then the aliens. And then what happened at, oh, last crusade.

>> Mike: Became immortal.

>> Darin: Last crusade, they poured the water from the chalice of Christ, drank it.

>> Mike: So he drank song Connery. Should still be watering. And he's not.

>> Darin: Wait a minute. Why wasn't he alive in the other movies?

>> Mike: Yes. With a. Should be.

>> Dave: Technically.

>> Mike: Should be.

>> Darin: There's a plot hole.

>> Mike: Yeah. Why is indie old? Because Indy drank it, too, didn't.

>> Darin: It's the only plot hole in that movie.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: So anyway, so what happens at the end of Dial of Destiny wasn't any more out of the ordinary than what happened in the other movies.

>> Mike: They all take something that's like a real mystery.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: And then they go, just a step beyond reality, each of them, which makes it kind of cool.

I'm gonna rank my five Indiana Jones movies number one. Raiders of the Lost Ark number one

>> Darin: I'm gonna rank my five Indiana Jones movie number one. Raiders of the Lost Ark.

>> Mike: Boom.

>> Darin: Number two, Indiana Jones and the last crusade. Number two.

>> Mike: Uh-huh. Number three.

>> Darin: Number three. I'm gonna give it to dial of Destiny, number four. Kate Capshaw annoyed me to no end. Her annoyance in that movie.

>> Mike: The biggest trouble with her is the noise.

>> Darin: She was so annoying. That short round was losing his with her, and Indy was losing his patience with her, which was comic relief. But the comic relief wasn't enough to overpower her being annoying.

>> Mike: Yeah. Yeah.

>> Darin: So that's why temple of doom is ranked fourth, number five. And then if I could rank kingdom of the crystal skull, number, ah, 17. That's where I rank my Indiana Jones movies.

>> Mike: Okay. We watched jaws while we were in Destin.

>> Darin: Oh, you went to the beach and watched jaws?

>> Mike: Yeah, we watched jaws one night, and the next night we watched the meg, which I'd actually seen the Meg before, and I thought it sucked. And then when we watched it again at the beach, I was like, ah, this is nothing. If you go into it knowing that it's. Yeah, then it's better than we watched.

>> Darin: A couple of movies of the aliens marathon.

>> Mike: Really? Yeah.

>> Darin: And, the kids were all eating it up.

>> Mike: Loving it. Let me ask you this. Have you seen Prometheus and the newer ones?

>> Darin: No.

>> Mike: Okay. Yeah, I was gonna ask.

>> Darin: They don't have Sigourney weaver in them, do they?

>> Mike: No, no. Yeah, but I see, I really, really enjoy them.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: But then some. Some people like, it's like you either love them and you want them to keep making those, or you hate them and this is a blight on society.

>> Darin: Yeah.

Have you seen the trailer for Napoleon? Yeah, saw it today

>> Mike: One more thing about movies. We can get done with movies. Have you heard about and seen the trailer for Napoleon?

>> Darin: Yeah, saw it today.

>> Mike: Oh. Ah, yeah. that looks so good.

>> Darin: Let's go. Ridley Scott.

>> Mike: I once. I'm so excited that somebody is making a movie about Napoleon and it's not Napoleon Dynamite.

>> Darin: Right.

>> Mike: And it doesn't make him look goofy. Cause I don't remember much about history, but what I remember about history, like, every. Napoleon's always portrayed as like, this short little dude with his hand on his tummy.

>> Darin: Yes.

>> Mike: And. But then you read about him in history. He, like, conquered most of the world. He was a badass.

>> Darin: Yeah, he.

>> Mike: They couldn't stop him. and I think he ended his life being exiled. Spoiler. On an island somewhere. Yeah, but he was like an absolute.

>> Darin: They didn't.

>> Mike: No, no, no, they exiled him. Well, I mean, if I. Yeah, no, he was exiled because I remember that, that bothered me as a kid. I'm like, they just took him on a boat out to an island and said, okay, see you later. And left. That's basically what.

>> Darin: That's what you get.

>> Mike: That's what you get. They may have, you know, they may have sent somebody over to kill him later, but I think that's what they just. They just exiled him.

>> Darin: Yeah.

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Max says gummy clusters are amazing. They are. I'm going to say this. I stole an entire bag of those from my kid

>> Darin: And Libby said, so what's the deal with those gummy nerds that Mike was talking about? Are they here? Do you see them? And I'm looking for them, and I can't find them anywhere. They're. They're not with all the other snacks you got.

>> Mike: There's a guy out back in the van.

>> Darin: Yeah, they weren't with any of the snacks. Well, we turn around, and they're not. Where it's supposed to be is one bag of gummy nerds.

>> Mike: You dove together?

>> Darin: Yeah, I grabbed it. It's, like, $6, I think, worth every cent.

>> Mike: They are.

>> Darin: Yeah. So I bought it. We go to the car, and I'm totally expecting Libby to not like the gummy nerds. She puts one in her mouth and goes, okay, yeah.

>> Mike: See?

>> Darin: Okay.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: Takes another one, and then she seals them, folds them, and puts them away from everybody.

>> Mike: Kill the bag.

>> Darin: It's like, what? What are you doing? She goes, we're gonna eat all of them. I'm like, so, yeah, she rationed them from me, the man, the husband.

>> Mike: You know, back in the day, that.

>> Darin: Would have been patriarch of the family.

>> Mike: Okay.

>> Darin: I am the elder of this family.

>> Mike: I'm going to say this. I'm going to say at once about gummy clusters. The nerds. Gummy clusters.

>> Darin: Gummy nerds.

>> Mike: Gummy nerds. God, they so good. Like, they. They seem like, Oh, whatever. Candy.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: You know, like, zero candy bars and the Charleston chew are disgusting, and they seem disgusting.

>> Darin: The Charleston, sure.

>> Mike: If that's a candy bar or something I saw on cinemax, they.

>> Darin: Max.

>> Mike: Yeah, they seem disgusting. Nerds. Clusters is like, you. You're like, I need to. I'm just gonna try one. I mean, this is gonna be disgusting. And you have one, and everyone has the same reaction. The.

>> Darin: Oh, okay.

>> Mike: I stole an entire bag of those from my kid in the movie theater and literally robbed him.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: Of his clusters. I'll hold these. And just tore through the bag.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: They are amazing.

>> Darin: Yeah. It's absolutely amazing, because I'm not a fan of gummy bears, and the gummy is not. It's like, I'll eat a gummy bear. I don't mind them.

>> Mike: I have separated the nerds from the gummy because I was like, is it the gummy or is it the nerds?

>> Mike: The gummy is not, is not top tier gummy.

>> Darin: No, it's just the combination.

>> Mike: It's the combination.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: The nerds are like, by themselves. It's just nerds.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: The gummy by itself is just like mid range gummy. Like kingdom of the crystal skull gummy. You put them together. Holy bejesus.

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: It's like peanut butter and jelly. Nerds and gummy.

>> Darin: Yes. No. Cause with gummies, if you eat gummy bears just by themselves, they go, yeah. Stuck in your teeth. Well, deed, but not with the nerds.

>> Mike: Yeah, that's right. And they hit you with that tartness, And he was like, ah, ah. And then a gummy comes in and it's like, ah, ah. Son of a bitch.

Just an amazing aftertaste of like, um, the nectar of the lords

Just an amazing aftertaste of like, the nectar of the lords. It's amazing. And it tees you up for the next one. Yeah, I had two that time. I'm gonna. What happens if I put three in my mouth? You threw a four banger or a fiver in there?

>> Darin: Four banger.

>> Mike: Oh, I had a four banger a couple of nights ago. Cinemas pass right out. Thank God I set my alarm. I would have slept through work. Things are amazing.

>> Darin: Yeah.

This week, we're not gonna mention Tom Cruise. We won't mention. We've had a few episodes where we talk about Tom Cruise

guys, we're out of time. We'd like to thank you for listening to this episode of irritable dancers for a while. You know what? I'm not, I'm not even gonna tell them to go to irritable dancer.

>> Mike: They should.

>> Darin: I do that every week.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: And they don't. So this week, I'm not gonna mention. Go to irritable dadcenter.com dot.

>> Mike: Yeah. Not even mention that. You can search for old episodes. You can just do that, a topic and it'll come up. Type in Tom Cruise. Go there and type in Tom Cruise. We've had a few episodes where we talk about Tom Cruise.

>> Darin: We're not going to mention.

>> Mike: I'll pop up. We won't mention.

>> Darin: I'm not even going to ask them to go to patron.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: I'm not even going to mention the fact that we have new coffee mugs with m our new logo on it.

>> Mike: Oh, yeah.

>> Darin: And if you go to our Facebook page, we have photos. Photos. Actual photos.

>> Mike: Photographs.

>> Darin: Shadow Stevens.

>> Mike: Yes.

>> Darin: And Heywood Banks holding. They're coffee mugs.

>> Mike: They were not going to mention they.

>> Darin: Were guests on our show.

>> Mike: Right.

>> Darin: And they got mugs for being guests.

>> Mike: On our show and patrons. Here's a fun thing for patrons. Yeah, we have the merch tier. Yeah, those have all been filled in. That's another thing I did while I was on vacation. I created, well, I didn't create. I uploaded the poster that our friend of the show, Jeff Brown, created. So that's there, and there's a t shirt.

>> Darin: When are those coming out?

>> Mike: those are there. Okay, so if you're a patron for three months, you get a mug. After six months, you get. Think it's a poster?

>> Darin: Yeah.

>> Mike: After nine months, you get the t shirt, and then the final one is the hoodie.

>> Darin: Yeah, but we're not talking about that because we always talk about that and nobody cares.

>> Mike: The problem is the mug has been there forever. What I learned is that when I made all that stuff go live this weekend, it kind of reset the timer on the Internet. so for long term merch members, we may do something than for y'all. Yeah, the longer term guys. Yeah.

>> Darin: Yeah, we're gonna shut up and get off of here.

>> Mike: Yeah.

>> Darin: we hope to see you next week on irritable dad syndrome.

>> Dave: Irritable dad syndrome is a Mike Odel Darin Cox production copyright 2023 any rebroadcast, retransmission or account of this podcast without the express written consent of Mike Odell or Darren Cox or me. I'm Dave Lay is strictly prohibited.

>> Darin: That would have made a better movie. I gotta sneeze. Hold on. 163 episodes and I haven't sneezed yet.

>> Dave: all right, try this again. All that plus Dave's cats are pissing him off.

On the next irritable dad syndrome. Plus your seven day forecast on the net

On the next irritable dad syndrome. Dave has a noisy chair. Welcome to irritable dad syndrome. Made with high fructose.

>> Darin: Come on.

>> Dave: I know there's going to be a cat that's going to meow. This phone's going to go off.

>> Darin: Meow.

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>> Mike: M.